Battlefield 3 Poem

It’s the end of the month 
Which sees the release of yet another new game? 
Maybe I'm crazy 
But I find I'm in a shop again

                         

There it is

New and nice

Battlefield 3

Arrr

Have you seen that price?

Before I knew it

I was at the till

Damn it

I swore last time that

With EA

I’d had my fill

Now I'm home with Battlefield 3

All geared up

And real dead happy

Although

I do hope EA don’t try to sell me mandatory crap

And act real fly

Because things like that

Just make me cry

But what’s this I hear?

Moans and groans

Well

It’s the British manner

But shrieks and cry’s of

Controversy?!

Now wait a minute

What’s all this

Surly not Battlefield 3

I thought it was bliss?

Bugs and glitches

And the singleplayers shit

But rest assured

The multiplayers a hit

Shouldn’t this game be multiplayer only?

Now wait a damn minute

Maybe that’s a bit too much

I don’t like that road

Of online only much

The Battlefield series has been around a while

But let’s be honest now

The singleplayers never been its chief selling style

Now let’s not be so quick

To call for the exclusion of this mode

Otherwise it’ll be forty quid next time round

For just another

Short

Online only mode

A month before

The game was due

EA

Released a beta of poo

I did download it

Like everyone else

And played that map

With the subway

Jesus

Was it crap?

Don’t get me wrong

I gave it a fair chance

Bugs & glitches are to be expected

But the graphics

Sound

Gameplay

Don’t say its all just circumstance

So as you guessed

The beta put me off

I threw a hissy fit

And got real pissed off

I swore I’d leave the game well alone

But battlefield 3

Come on

It’s the king of the FPS thrown

Now I'm playing Battlefield 3

Through the din of fog & war

Hiding in the corner

Is where I’ll usually be

With 50cal in hand

And scope up top

Extra ammo in my bullet belt shop

I feel all set for this trip

On a field of glory

With bullets and explosions

Near and far away

I’ve already forgotten that shit story

I’m the bastard you really hate

Camping in a place you’ll never infiltrate

I’m the lonesome soldier fighting it alone

I’m the one without his bromance chaperone

I’m the one you hear in the distance

I’m the one you bear in mind

But now you’re dead

One shot

One kill

Out of sight

Out of mind

Five seconds then you’ll respawn

Before you swear

You’ll shoot me before you’re done

So as you can tell

I’m having fun

Battlefield 3 is awesome

When all is said and well and done

By Casey Suou Layne

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